scorptilicus

And here are out contestants:

1. Kate Austin (Lost)
2. Lee "Apollo" Adama (New Battlestar Galactica)
3. John Crichton (Farscape)
4. Daniel Jackson (Stargate SG-1)
5. Spock (Star Trek)
6. AD Walter Skinner (The X-Files)
7. John Locke (Lost)
8. Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
9. Spike (Buffy and Angel)
10. Lex Luthor (Smallville variety)
11. Kaylee (Firefly)
12. Private Lavernius Tucker (Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles)



Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Skinner) or 11 (Kaylee)?

I think that Kaylee, always finding joy in everything, would throw herself into teaching with a passion, especially if it's about something mechanical. Skinner might be better read though, and would make the students sit down, shut up, and listen, no matter how large the lecture is. Depends on the subject, but I have the feeling Skinner would have more diversity and a wider range of what he could teach. Kaylee, on the other hand, would enthusiastically teach in her fewer classes and her students find her more enjoyable. So I guess Kaylee.

Do you think 4 (Daniel Jackson) is hot? How hot?

He's not really my type, being I'm a straight male. But I hear he's very lucious from other SG-1 fans.

12 (Tucker) sends 8 (Jayne) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Tucker tries to sends Jayne out to bring him some women. Jayne comes back, doesn't feel like sharing, and shoots Tucker. So only partial success.

What is or would be 9's(Spike's) favorite book?

The Poetry of Robert Frost : The Collected Poems, Complete and Unabridged He is a poet, after all.

Would it make more sense for 2 (Apollo) to swear fealty to 6 (Skinner) or the other way around?

Hmmm. I don't know. I think Lee would be more likely to do that than Skinner, unless Apollo promises to use Galactica to wipe out all those evil aliens and conspirators.

For some reason, 5 (Spock) is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 (Spike) or 10 (Lex Luthor)?

No wonder Spock always lives alone. He should share it with Spike, but I think that Spike may at first seem too different for Spock's taste. So I'd go with Luthor. He might want to keep an eye on the young billionaire anyway. Keep him out of trouble.

7 (Locke), 2 (Apollo) and 12 (Tucker) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

They go to some really expensive restaurant since not one of them has had a decent meal in quite some time. Tucker tries to get out of paying the bill, but the other two would catch him. During dinner, they'd debate about who was stuck in the crappiest situation/place.

3 (John Crichton) challenges 10 (Lex Luthor) to a duel. What happens?

Crichton realizes he just challenged the man who will be Superman's nemesis to a duel and tries to back out. Luthor doesn't concern himself with the duel and somehow talks someone he doesn't particularly like into going in his place. Crichton brings Winona the Pistol and fortunately for him, the other guy brings a fencing foil. It's a short one.

If 1 (Kate) stole 8 (Jayne)'s most precious possession, how would 8 (Jayne) get it back?

He'd probably grab Vera, hunt her down, and shoot her. Oh wait, Vera probably is his most precious possession. Okay, so he'd grab one of his 15 other guns and hunt Kate down. And he wouldn't be as forgiving as Sawyer was about that briefcase. Upon seeing Kate face to face, however, I think Jayne would be too dumbstruck by her beauty, either allowing her to get away or to shoot him first.

Suggest a title for a story in which 7(Locke) and 12(Tucker) both attain what they most desire.

Locke would probably hope to attain his destiny and Tucker would just want a girlfriend and to get away from Caboose. "Shattered Dreams".

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Daniel Jackson) and 1 (Kate) to work together?

Wow, another hatch!!! And there's a Stargate in it!! Oh no, it's a one way gate!!!!! Sorry, Daniel.

If 7 (Locke) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

I'd probably bug the heck out of him with endless questions. He'd want to get back to that island and find his destiny.

If you could command 3 (Crichton) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

Take me for a spin in that Farscape Module. Preferably through a wormhole.

Does anyone on your friendslist write or draw 11 (Kaylee)?

I don't know. I don't think so. [info]izhilzha likes Firefly, but I'm not sure that she writes about it.

If 2 (Apollo) had to choose sides between 4 (Daniel Jackson) and 5 (Spock), which would it be?

I think he'd go with Jackson, only because I doubt he'd trust an alien. Spock would probably freak him out.

What might 10(Lex Luthor) shout while charging into battle?

Lex would charge into battle? He's too crafty for that. But if he had to...

"Powerrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I'm not creative.

If you chose a song to represent 8 (Jayne) what song would you choose?

"Wild Boys"? "Born to Be Wild" maybe. Something loud, heavy, strong, and annoying to the right people. Like "My Way". Not Sinatra's song. The "my way or the highway" song.

1(Kate), 6(Skinner), and 12(Tucker) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

Kate and Skinner would probably be polite. That wouldn't even cross Tucker's mind, so he'd be the one with it.

What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Apollo) to use on 10 (Lex Luthor)?

"You think Clark's super, wait until you see my viper."

What would 5(Spock) most likely be arrested for?

Not following the "illogical" jaywalking laws. Or any law on an alien planet that doesn't make sense to his sharp mind.

What is 6's(Skinner's) secret?

He knows that aliens exist. His estranged once wife told him something mysterious that let save the life of a young woman. Oh, and he also lives a double life as an Air Force colonel on one of Earth's most advanced starships.

If 11(Kaylee) and 9(Spike) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Unless she's got Serenity with her, I'd say Spike. I'm sure the guy knows how to move with that blackened car of his.

3(Crichton) and 7(Locke) tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?

I think Crichton would be more prone to exaggerate, but Locke would leave certain things out (like when a friend of his was in a plane that fell off of a cliff). I think Crichton's more likely to deliver the truth.

"Kate and Spike reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Daniel Jackson's sinister secret organization. Kaylee volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that Kaylee is actually a spy for Daniel. Meanwhile, Daniel has kidnapped Tucker in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Spock, they seek out John Crichton, who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Wow, that actually works pretty well. Except for the Tucker thing. Who cares, really? It's Tucker. I don't know what I'd call it. Something stupid like "When Good Geniuses Go Bad". I've only got three friends on here, so hopefully they'd read it. And if she ever had the time, I'd get Sarah to write it. She likes to write, right?

If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Locke) or 8 (Jayne)?

Huh. Good question. Locke has those knives, knows how to handle a gun, can probably fight, seems unstoppable ever since he could walk. Jayne on the other hand was hired just because he can fight, is alway ready for a fight, always has a gun. If I could trust him, I'd go with Jayne.

Long thing, that one.